Lincoln Heights
X-mas Parade 2011
I'm doing my duty by filing this LH Xmas Parade coverage
report, a little bit late but I blame the parade for not being as
inspiring as usual. Actually, it was a bit (gasp!) boring. So here it
goes for whatever its worth, which is not much since its a free post I
gladly give to one and all to satisfy your needs for time wasting!
It's become a tradition for me, getting a
proper breakfast/lunch of Indian food in Artesia over at Jay Baharat,
but I knew it would be cutting it close since they don't open until
11am, the time when the parade is supposed to start. But knowing what I
know about the parade, I assumed it would start quite late anyways. Crud! Some bozo must have crashed and tied
up the 5 headed back home. Or maybe everyone was going to the LH Xmas
Parade? I finally made it, a bit late but I was
told it was just the beginning anyways. Haha, I knew it.
Some people in an old car, not sure who
they were. This would be a sign of things to come.
The hotdogeros were out in full force.
This one even advertises for "Delicious" Meadow Farms plus his shirt
reads "Vendedores Ambulantes: Luchando por sus Familias". Awesome! This guy wasn't selling cupcakes, they
were an after parade treat for his friends on route. Some guy named John M Menchaca was in a
car. Your guess is as good as mine. Some of our special needs friends did
their part to liven up the parade. There was a decent turnout. Young dancers. Our Lady of Open Enrollment was hawking
their services. Does this count as an advertisment? The cleaning crews were out and about with
all their tools in tow. Bored Wells Fargo workers waiting for it
all to be over. Not even a glance or a wave from this wagon. Maybe they
felt a bit silly as they only have that small "branch" inside the Smart
& Final. LH Seniors dancing like a bunch of
teenagers. My Amiga repping for the LH Park Tennie
Boppers! Some dude in an old car. Hey, I have an
old car too if you all want me to cruise by next year. I might even
wash it for you. Miss Taiwan, a regular participant in the
parade. Baila,
baila, baila, linda morena! Ha ha! The Shriners came out to show off
their hats. I assume that is them but I guess they expect us to
recognize their famous faces. The cotton candyeras were also doing a
side business of soap bubbles. Dr Vince Carbino. Whatever. Take note of
this car and driver though. Nieve Estilo Oaxaqueno shows up on a bike
to delight the crowds. Ambulantes: the unsung heroes of the Eastside.
Kids from Gates all boxed up! Seriously, don't trip cuz there will be no
arm action to stop your fall. The ranflas made an appearance. No parade
is complete without them, thus the reason why the Rose Parade is a
total bore. Mariachis headed to an assignment. Don't mess with the Crazy One. Nice ride. Hey, is that La Claudia talking to people
about Jesus Christ? Probably. The Big Wigs at St. Vincent de Paul, no
doubt trying to size up the hipster market in LH. Wow, they even have a traveling boutique
now. Glamourous to the max. I think she was suppossed to ask for
donations but she just walked by without explaining the basket. And here we see one of the many lulls in
activity, the wide open space between one parade thing and the next. Hot dogeros still busy. Young boy in a drill team, not something
you see every day. He was good at it too! The Jr. Gremlins had just been picked up
at the Home Depot and were on their way to do some roofing for the day.
The littlest tiger. Nightingale! That school is haunted, in
case you wanted to know. The Man That Only Wears Shorts. Driving a
golf cart. Santa Claus seems smaller than I remember
him, must be on a diet. Futboleros kicking the shine off the ball. Sacred Heart HS, over 100 years of
instilling guilt in young ladies! Candybareros? That is new. Home for the Holiday, and just in time to
do your taxes! Even our local hipsters turned out to see
what all the commotion was about. People from Nayarit.
I think this was the queen of the Nayarit
group, but my eyes ain't so good anymore to read such small text on
passing cars. Performers become spectators. "Stars" of some show where cars get
repossesed by the credit agency. Seems like a messed up premise for a
tv show. The Submission Factory was handing out
fliers. And then a fight broke out on the street!
Bola de peleoneros. Aztec Fire Fuels Crew, for all your fire
solutions. At the ready with the meat tubes. Hello Kitty on Ice skates. The ketchup on ketchup guy. That doesn't
even make sense. It ain't Norky but some other bird like
figure. Where is our beloved Peneagle anyways? Lots of churches in LH. This one brought a cool train. And they gave away crap. Absolutely no idea who these people were,
but they waved heartily. If only there were a way to communicate basic
information to people, maybe future societies can solve this dilemma. Church lady in heels screaming it up for
the lord. Rolling cooler on a baby cart. The little
girl seems impressed. Founder of the LH Xmas parade gets her own
car. As does the co-founder. We get only the
best in parade entertainment. But of course, the Christmas Committee. Meanwhile, the salchichas keep cooking. And on the topic of cooking salchichas,
the Le Blanc Sexy Santas float on by. Maybe la pobre will get a pair of
pants as a present this year. Elotero on the move. Not moving was the parade itself. Waiting,
waiting... Hey, the cleaning guy came by, lets watch
that for a bit.
Nevermind, here come some tumblers! And then it slows down again. This parader was busy with her soda. A woman in the middle of the street. More sweeping action! Look at all that
dirt! Exciting! Seņor with his bolsita. Synergy ladies. Yet another break in the parade, this kid
was also getting impatient. Atlantic Tires, regulars at the LH parade. Now we take a peek at the oldest, dustiest
window wedding dress in the world! Looks delicious. A giant propane tank. Oh wait, its a UFO for rent. Duh! Veterans for Peace giving the peace sign. WTF? This is getting old. Police come around to harrass people and
to make them get off the street. Not sure who this group was. Parade snacks: Flamin' Hot Cheetos of
course! Azteca dancer blowing a conch. Some guy peeks over the roof. A Yellow car with people in it. The other crew from the Home Depot, they
are headed out to clean up some construction site.
LHS band. One crazy dancer. Lincoln Drill Team. The Principal of LHS, being driven in that
same car from earlier with a Dr in it. Same driver too. Weird. Another crowd shot. LH style door stop. The parade is not over but other people
are also getting tired of waiting for nothing. This lady packs it in. Now that is a good deal! Finally, Santa Claus comes by. Now we can
split. Se quemaron los weenies. Police yet again harrassing kids, this
time for skating on the street. No wonder everyone hates the pigs. Ice cream vendors discuss strategy. Afer the parade everyone heads for the
after party in the Bank of America parking lot. Free pizza and cardboard for everyone! It
tastes the same. Bored horse wranglers waiting to blow this
taco stand. More ice cream vendors, these were
discussing ways to subvert the commodity economy. Finally it was time to really split, and
not a moment too soon! Yup, kinda boring. I hope things get
better next year.
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