{"id":2295,"date":"2011-01-02T20:34:11","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T04:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=2295"},"modified":"2011-01-02T20:34:11","modified_gmt":"2011-01-03T04:34:11","slug":"pigeon-example","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=2295","title":{"rendered":"Pigeon Example"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/pigeons.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2296\" title=\"pigeons\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/pigeons.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/pigeons.jpg 375w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/pigeons-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let these fine feathered friends show you a thing or two about how to approach the coming year: Fuck It All! Even when forces are working against you, aka the pigeon &#8220;proofing&#8221; in their case, let your will find the way. You are going to encounter roadblocks, assholes that are miserable and want to make you miserable, situations that seem to go from bad to worse. There will be stories of how bad it got. Expect it.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/JmHE15bGXik?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;hd=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/JmHE15bGXik?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;hd=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>But if these stupid pigeons can muster the intelligence to literally shit on the forces that are working against them, then you, a human being with enough brain power to read this post can surely find a way to overcome the inevitable adversity. I mean seriously, yer not a bird brain are you?<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year, Stupid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let these fine feathered friends show you a thing or two about how to approach the coming year: Fuck It All! Even when forces are working against you, aka the pigeon &#8220;proofing&#8221; in their case, let your will find the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=2295\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3,2,24,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fotos","category-lincoln-heights","category-pendejadas","category-shit-i-love","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2295"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2301,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295\/revisions\/2301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}