{"id":236,"date":"2006-12-03T23:57:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T07:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=236"},"modified":"2006-12-03T23:57:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-04T07:57:00","slug":"scary-birds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"Scary Birds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"birds.jpg\" id=\"image235\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/birds.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Careful when you go by Workman and Broadway, especially around dusk, as a gang of scary pigeons have started to congregate there. Sometimes they&#8217;ll flap you some weird signs and patterns, other times they&#8217;ll just sit there, quietly, staring at you as if they know what you did last week. They might even freak you out by taking off all of a sudden, flying around for a bit, then come back to their cozy power line and act as if nothing happened. However you transport yourself, make sure you&#8217;re not idling or standing underneath this gauntlet, cuz when the bombs start falling, there is no escape!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Careful when you go by Workman and Broadway, especially around dusk, as a gang of scary pigeons have started to congregate there. Sometimes they&#8217;ll flap you some weird signs and patterns, other times they&#8217;ll just sit there, quietly, staring at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=236\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fotos","category-lincoln-heights"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}