{"id":247,"date":"2006-12-18T01:18:59","date_gmt":"2006-12-18T09:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=247"},"modified":"2006-12-18T01:30:03","modified_gmt":"2006-12-18T09:30:03","slug":"crying-hydrant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Crying Hydrant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/hydrant_large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"hydrant.jpg\" id=\"image246\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/hydrant.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Day in and out it stands on the corner, alone and overlooked. Mangy dogs bring promise of company, but that fleeting interaction always ends in further disgrace. At night, nobody comes to offer protection, a warming blanket, a word of empathy. Inside the staunch shell, pressure builds. Eventually, it cracks: at first with a little salty tear, then with a fluid stream of inconsolable anguish.<\/p>\n<p>Or it could just be a leaky valve.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/hydrant_large.jpg\"> Click here for a full size, wallpaper worthy copy!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day in and out it stands on the corner, alone and overlooked. Mangy dogs bring promise of company, but that fleeting interaction always ends in further disgrace. At night, nobody comes to offer protection, a warming blanket, a word of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=247\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fotos","category-lincoln-heights"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}