{"id":328,"date":"2007-02-26T02:28:12","date_gmt":"2007-02-26T10:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=328"},"modified":"2010-10-17T19:14:32","modified_gmt":"2010-10-18T03:14:32","slug":"huevos-rancheros-swingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=328","title":{"rendered":"Huevos Rancheros: Swingers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/hr_swingers.jpg\" title=\"hr_swingers.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/hr_swingers.jpg\" alt=\"hr_swingers.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, when I can&#8217;t decide,  I&#8217;ll order the joke dish just to have a laugh, but this one was funnier than expected.<\/p>\n<p>Pros:<\/p>\n<p>~ Eating amongst a bunch of hipsters. My friend sez it&#8217;s good for sociological research.<\/p>\n<p>~ Friendly spanish-speaking busboy gave us 2 straws for the Rocket shake.<\/p>\n<p>~ Water tasted like water. Quite the acheivement on my favorite drink!<\/p>\n<p>Cons:<\/p>\n<p>~ Took around 30 minutes to get my plate. I thought slow was reserved for pupusas.<\/p>\n<p>~ My dish. Circular eggs over black beans, cheese, a non-fried tortilla.  Topped with a dollop of guacamole and chunks of tomato. Que chistosos! This is not a proper attempt at HR&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>~ No beans or rice or anything on the side. Fucking tightwads.<\/p>\n<p>~ Around 7 bucks. Again, que fucking funny!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.swingersdiner.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Swingers<\/a> 802 Broadway                 Santa Monica                                       <span class=\"phone\">(310) 393-9793<\/span><\/p>\n<p>PS. Website sez this location is &#8220;opening JAN. 2000&#8221;, stay tuned for updates!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, when I can&#8217;t decide, I&#8217;ll order the joke dish just to have a laugh, but this one was funnier than expected. Pros: ~ Eating amongst a bunch of hipsters. My friend sez it&#8217;s good for sociological research. ~ Friendly &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=328\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-huevos-rancheros","category-la-comida"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2179,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions\/2179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}