{"id":356,"date":"2007-03-27T02:39:33","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T10:39:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=356"},"modified":"2007-03-27T02:39:33","modified_gmt":"2007-03-27T10:39:33","slug":"cone-food-0-taste-buds-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"Cone Food 0 &#8211; Taste Buds 1!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/cone_down.jpg\" alt=\"cone_down.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That boring looking eatery in the pic above has one good thing going for it: it&#8217;s proof that the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/crispycones.com\/crispy\/location.htm\" target=\"_blank\">flagship<\/a>&#8221; store for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chanfles.com\/comida\/crispycone\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">abysmal caloric products<\/a> made by Crispycones has finally sunk. If you forgot to try HR&#8217;s in a cone, you are now out of luck. Lucky you.<\/p>\n<p>Ha, ha! Your food was lousy! Nobody wants to eat crap! Ha, ha! (apologies to Sir. Nelson Muntz)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That boring looking eatery in the pic above has one good thing going for it: it&#8217;s proof that the &#8220;flagship&#8221; store for the abysmal caloric products made by Crispycones has finally sunk. If you forgot to try HR&#8217;s in a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=356\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-comida"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}