{"id":3612,"date":"2013-08-18T20:51:22","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T04:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=3612"},"modified":"2013-08-18T20:51:22","modified_gmt":"2013-08-19T04:51:22","slug":"los-tres-borrachos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=3612","title":{"rendered":"Los Tres Borrachos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3614\" alt=\"drunk1\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk1.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk1-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Sunday afternoon in Lincoln Heights. Thus I bring you 3 random drunks I came across on a quick walk around town. The guy above seemed to be using his extra pair of shoes to maintain balance, not unlike a tight rope walker.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Warning<\/span>: the final picture includes a penis, don&#8217;t click ahead if you&#8217;d rather not see some marrano pito.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3615\" alt=\"drunk2\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk2.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk2.jpg 800w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk2-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Headed to oblivion. Looks like he has arrived before the journey. Wheelchairs have become the mobility option of choice for winos and many homeless people in the past few years. I suspect it is so that they can&#8217;t be told to leave their stuff outside, as a wheelchair has some legal protections. Kinda like how many hipsters claim their lil&#8217; trophy dogs are service animals.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk3edit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3617\" alt=\"drunk3edit\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk3edit.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk3edit.jpg 800w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drunk3edit-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Puerco on the grass. I considered waking up this snoring drunk to tell him to put his penis away. Since I&#8217;ve uttered those same words to some other pig within the past two years, I decided my life didn&#8217;t need a repeat of that statement.<\/p>\n<p>Aside from this last menso, I&#8217;m not trying to make fun of people with some real problems. My goal is always to capture Lincoln Heights as it is. This is how it was today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Sunday afternoon in Lincoln Heights. Thus I bring you 3 random drunks I came across on a quick walk around town. 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