{"id":365,"date":"2007-04-02T00:30:08","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T08:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=365"},"modified":"2017-10-14T20:41:53","modified_gmt":"2017-10-15T04:41:53","slug":"quincenera-gone-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=365","title":{"rendered":"Quincea\u00f1era Gone Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The latest trend in quincea\u00f1era transportation seems to be focused on excess: massive vehicles utterly inappropriate in the real world but somehow acceptable during the rite-of-passage for young ladies. I’ll hold back my inclination to shake my finger in disapproval, and keep my tsk, tsk-ing to myself. I snapped these pics mostly because of the incongruity (at least to me) of this massive beast of a car parked outside of the local Catholic church. Too bad it wasn’t bumping some gangsta rap, that would have been perfect! More pics after the jump.<\/p>\n

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What would Jesus drive? This would fit lots of lackeys, many baskets of fish, and a few loaves of bread.<\/p>\n

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After the church ceremony, the damas and chambelanes that have been practicing that silly waltz will at least get to take a cruise to a local park, fountain, or some other landmark to have their picture taken. Might I pass on the suggestion of LH homie Eric that they hit up this fancy house?<\/p>\n

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It’s got beautiful staircases going down each side, perfect for your quinca\u00f1era court. The people that live there should consider opening up their gates for the quince-crowd<\/a>, they can rake in some good money!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The latest trend in quincea\u00f1era transportation seems to be focused on excess: massive vehicles utterly inappropriate in the real world but somehow acceptable during the rite-of-passage for young ladies. I’ll hold back my inclination to shake my finger in disapproval, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fotos","category-lincoln-heights","category-chicano"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5015,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions\/5015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}