{"id":3731,"date":"2013-11-17T23:34:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-18T07:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=3731"},"modified":"2013-11-18T00:53:24","modified_gmt":"2013-11-18T08:53:24","slug":"food-stamp-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=3731","title":{"rendered":"Food Stamp Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/rossebt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3732\" alt=\"rossebt\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/rossebt.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/rossebt.jpg 800w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/rossebt-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Making fun of the people that come into their shop. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/the-rosslyn-market-los-angeles\" target=\"_blank\">Rosslyn Market<\/a> is too clever for its own good. I hereby place a curse on the people involved with this market and cast a spell for all of them to end up on food stamps. I hope they will appreciate the soda-chips-candy joke when they are trying to get a bit of sugar &amp; spice into their diet of top ramen and blue box mac &amp; cheese.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Making fun of the people that come into their shop. The Rosslyn Market is too clever for its own good. I hereby place a curse on the people involved with this market and cast a spell for all of them &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=3731\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,10,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-el-centro","category-la-comida","category-shit-i-hate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3731"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3735,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/revisions\/3735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}