{"id":4185,"date":"2015-03-12T20:38:48","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T04:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=4185"},"modified":"2015-03-12T20:38:48","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T04:38:48","slug":"uhh-i-dont-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=4185","title":{"rendered":"“Uhh, I Don’t Know”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"8bitshow\"<\/a>
\nAnd with that timeless line our hero slacker begins his job interview. The rest of this song is even better. I had to share it as it’s hard to find now, even though it used to be online. Yeah, it’s old. Maybe new to you. Still speaks to me, haha!<\/p>\n\n

Sleepin’, drinkin’, smokin’ and tokin’.
\nLurkin’, overtin’, not workin’… Grrr!<\/p>\n

Gettin’ fired from my job
\nSeems unavoidable.
\nThe robot race
\nIs unemployable.
\nIf I’m not late
\nYou know I’m absent.
\nI’m the poster boy
\nFor sexual harassment.<\/p>\n

My only food
\nFrom W. I. C..
\nI got two jobs
\nAnd I lost three.
\nThe job market’s hard,
\nThat’s easy to say.
\nI can’t even spell
\n401(k).<\/p>\n

Sleepin’, drinkin’, smokin’ and tokin’.
\nLurkin’, overtin’, not workin’… Grrr!<\/p>\n

Never came home from my
\nPaid vacation to Saturn.
\nPast out halfway through
\nMy interview at the tavern.
\nNow I’m back on the streets
\nWithout a cent to my name.
\nAll bum fightin’ got me
\nWas a dent in my brain.
\nSpend my life drinkin’ alcohol
\nAnd smokin’ the dank.
\nTook my job placement test
\nAnd it came out blank.
\nHad my baby piss
\nFor my third drug test.
\nWhen it came back positive
\nI got depressed.<\/p>\n

Now I’m lookin’ for a job
\nThat I think would be easy.
\nThinkin’ fast food
\nBut I’m too damn lazy.
\nConstruction be cool
\nHoldin’ that sign,
\nWhere I find myself
\nThe unemployment line.
\nFood stamps, welfare:
\nHow I earn my keep.
\nGettin’ drunk all day
\nAnd still can eat.
\nY’all’s got jobs-
\nYour life’s destroyed.
\nI’ll be permanently
\nUnemployed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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