{"id":4397,"date":"2016-03-15T21:19:15","date_gmt":"2016-03-16T05:19:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=4397"},"modified":"2016-03-15T21:19:15","modified_gmt":"2016-03-16T05:19:15","slug":"apartment-mushrooms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=4397","title":{"rendered":"Apartment Mushrooms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush1.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4401\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4401\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush1.jpg\" alt=\"aptmush1\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush1-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Capitalist Fungus.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush2.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4400\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4400\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush2.jpg\" alt=\"aptmush2\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush2.jpg 800w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush2-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why bother being green when waste is built into the very nature of the way things are? Why does SoCalGas send me a monthly Home Energy Report just to tell my I used 1 Therm more than my neighbors <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailynews.com\/environment-and-nature\/20160221\/socalgas-fights-against-reporting-amount-of-massive-porter-ranch-gas-leak\" target=\"_blank\">when they can&#8217;t tell us how many metric tons of methane they wasted<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush3.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4399\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4399\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush3.jpg\" alt=\"aptmush3\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush3.jpg 800w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush3-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmush3-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to work myself into another rant about the waste of all these individual satellite dishes since <a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=196\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;ve already covered that before<\/a>. Still stupid tho.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmushrooms.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4398\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4398\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmushrooms.jpg\" alt=\"aptmushrooms\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmushrooms.jpg 800w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmushrooms-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/aptmushrooms-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>All I want to do is point out that this building is our new winner in the Estoopid Dish category, with a whopping 15 tv dishes sprouting from its beige rotting walls. Lil&#8217; mushrooms made of crap reality tv, novelas, morning tv &#8220;personalities&#8221;, and other caca.<\/p>\n<p>What a time to be alive!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Capitalist Fungus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,21,11,9,2,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-analysis","category-commodities","category-fotos","category-los-angeles","category-pendejadas","category-shit-i-hate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4397"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4404,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4397\/revisions\/4404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}