{"id":4970,"date":"2017-08-05T20:54:04","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T04:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=4970"},"modified":"2017-08-05T20:54:04","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T04:54:04","slug":"ugliest-mural","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=4970","title":{"rendered":"Ugliest Mural"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/uglymural.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4971\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/uglymural.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/uglymural.jpg 800w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/uglymural-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/uglymural-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was driving down Colorado in Eagle Rock when I turned all the way around to take a pic of this mural I spotted that is easily one of the worst in recent memory. In the top 10 of the worst. Maybe top 5. At least it makes it on my list of ugliest murals. Is it the Sharpie eyebrows? Nah, prob not. Maybe the weird eyes? Yeah, maybe. Most likely its the freakishly large hands over a Mason jar full of green juice. Where is the parent to stop this kid from drinking radioactive sludge?<\/p>\n<p>I hope that Tempest game behind him comes and takes him away!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Revealing Update Below!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Good God! This shit is intentional! It&#8217;s for a business selling 8oz of juice for 10 bucks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/juicemission.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4972\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/juicemission.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"608\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/juicemission.png 600w, https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/juicemission-296x300.png 296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>TL;DR<\/p>\n<p>We are a fancy, thus expensive, jugo shop. We make regular juice but sprinkle some nonsense philosophy into each container. People lap it up.<\/p>\n<p>Ima bet it&#8217;s also a shitty place to work.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was driving down Colorado in Eagle Rock when I turned all the way around to take a pic of this mural I spotted that is easily one of the worst in recent memory. In the top 10 of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=4970\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fotos","category-los-angeles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4970"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4974,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4970\/revisions\/4974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}