{"id":596,"date":"2007-10-22T19:02:24","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T03:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=596"},"modified":"2007-10-22T19:02:24","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T03:02:24","slug":"mr-baguette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Baguette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/mr_bag.jpg\" alt=\"mr_bag.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Baguette makes a great veggie ham sandwich and the best iced coffee in the LA region. Yes, the best iced coffee. And they just printed a new menu that was hilariously fun to read while I waited for my meal, and I&#8217;d like to share some of Mr. B&#8217;s genius writing with you!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I got to hand it to Mr. B, he sure knows how to sell his quality stuff. I wish more places took such pride in their food. For example;<\/p>\n<p>Large Baguette: &#8220;<em>Go try the heart of Mr. Baguette&#8217;s very own existence.&#8221; <\/em>Yum, heart.<\/p>\n<p>Sesame Baguette: &#8220;<em>Our famous large baguette sprinkled with a dazzle of sesame seeds.&#8221; <\/em>Yum, dazzles.<\/p>\n<p>Sesame Saigon Bacon: &#8220;<em>Original in its category, this Saigon sandwich is certainly one for your mouth to try.&#8221;<\/em> If I wasn&#8217;t vegetarian, I&#8217;d let my mouth give it a try.<\/p>\n<p>A Turkey Breast: &#8220;<em>No need to wait until Thanksgiving to have turkey, Mr. Baguette makes everyday turkey day with its delicious 99% fat-free turkey sandwiches topped with our contemporary salad to create an equal balance in your taste buds.&#8221; <\/em>Everyone needs balanced taste buds.<\/p>\n<p>And my favorite description, for the Tuna Sandwich: &#8220;<em>Fused with an assortment of spices such as basil, thyme, and oregano, this wine and tomato flavored tuna is presented in a paste-like form that will aid in swallowing this immaculate sandwich.&#8221; <\/em>Oh yeah, immaculate easy to swallow paste-like tuna sandwich, just like grandma used to make!<\/p>\n<p>They really do make some good stuff, the bread is perfect and you can buy some to take home. Check out their website for <a href=\"http:\/\/mrbaguettesandwiches.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">more info<\/a>:  <em>&#8220;regardless whether you are amateur or professional diner&#8230;let us guide you to an unparallel journey through the vivid world of French sandwiches and the land of Charcuterie.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mrbaguettesandwiches.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Mr. Baguette<\/a><br \/>\n400 S. Atlantic Blvd. #288<br \/>\nMonterey Park, CA 91754<br \/>\n626.282.9966<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Baguette makes a great veggie ham sandwich and the best iced coffee in the LA region. Yes, the best iced coffee. And they just printed a new menu that was hilariously fun to read while I waited for my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=596\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,9,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-with-words","category-los-angeles","category-la-comida"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}