{"id":745,"date":"2008-02-23T23:08:48","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T07:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=745"},"modified":"2008-02-23T23:08:48","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T07:08:48","slug":"progress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/?p=745","title":{"rendered":"Progress"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yet more proof that Capitalism doesn’t supply our needs but instead creates false wants, this time in the form of completely unnecessary and apparently also useless<\/a> potato peeling gloves. Cuz that trusty $2 peeler you’ve been using for the last 5 years isn’t going to cut it anymore, being such an old technology and all. How could you not want to peel potatoes with gravel-lined gloves under a steady stream of water? It’s so Fast & Easy to use! Did I mention you have to boil the potatoes first to get them ready for the peeling? Ha, ha, this is chumptastic! And at only $15 a pair at the local Rite-Aid, I suggest you get your pair before they sell out. You better run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yet more proof that Capitalism doesn’t supply our needs but instead creates false wants, this time in the form of completely unnecessary and apparently also useless potato peeling gloves. Cuz that trusty $2 peeler you’ve been using for the last … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commodities","category-pendejadas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chanfles.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}