Rick Bayless is a Chump

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Why else would he put his name to this unnecessary new product: a tool to scoop out avocados. Yeah, start laughing now, cuz that is one stupid invention. Not as ridiculous as the taco holder the good folks at LATaco brought to our attention, but certainly in the same league. Alton Brown, hater of the Uni-tasker tool, ought to kick his ass. It’s sad mostly because Bayless actually has some decent Mexican cookbooks, he really should know better than promote this gringo product. I’ll make you a bet he doesn’t even use this drawer space waster, it looks as if you have to learn a new way to use a bent spoon, certainly more effort than necessary. Like the rest of the world, he most likely uses a spoon..

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No Beer for Wetbacks

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I saw an AP picture of this sign featured in the print edition of the LA Times story about an anti-immigrant law that was overturned in the shitty PA town known as Hazleton. “All legals served”, what a bunch of jerks. It’s not much of a leap to associate it with the white/colored signs of the Jim Crow south, and those stupid Blue Brothers statues just reinforce the awkwardness of the racial dynamics at play here. I wonder how they check for legal-ness, do they ask for passports at the door? Do they kick you out for ordering a cerveza or just attack you with piercing stares? If I lived closer I think I’d like to round up a few spanish-speaking compas to have a drink at this asshole bar, just to see how they enforce this act of provocation. At least this helps to put a dent in the well-meaning liberal lie of “we are all one race: the human race”, that worn out phrase also used by those that find it too difficult to include the concept of race in their class analysis.

If they were honest they would use a sign more like this one:

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Down with Lawns!

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I wrote a little bit about lawns last year (here and here) so I won’t bore you with that post again. Just thought I’d share these recent pics of some more front yard gardening, a much better use of space and water. It’s prime growing season, look at that corn!

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Stuff I Seen

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Every once in awhile I like to take a cruise around different parts of LH just to see que pasa, see what’s coming up, what went down, what needs to be paid attention. I bring my camera along as I always find a few things that catch my eye, usually something small and insignificant that nonetheless gives me pleasure from the very act of noticing. Mostly those things I notice have to do with some amount of human interjection into the landscape, a visual element that tells you in no uncertain terms that this was made by somebody and not pushed down by the corporate focus group. Usually its a chaotic mix of signs, objects, or general randomness but always it hints at a sense of living, a statement by a breathing individual. If you’ve ever traveled thru a suburb, or found yourself stuck in one, you might already be familiar with the polar opposite: the uniform but pristine landscape where all elements have been designed by committee and are thus rendered safe and appropriate. It’s a symmetrical terrain with a coordinated color scheme: pleasing to certain eyes but devoid of any of the wildness that still beckons to the human species. Anything that challenges that encroaching homogenization, I consider worthy of note!

These following pics don’t portend any special meaning, just stuff I captured during a day of seeing Lincoln Heights. For example, the hand painted sign above in front of a liquor store, it just reads “Flowers sold here”, very basic. But I appreciate how a sign that should read ” Se Venden Flores Aqui” gets altered by a healthy disinterest in the rules of language into “Seven Denflo Resaqui.”

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Huevos Rancheros: Marquez Restaurant

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I love starting off the day (preferably during the weekend!) with a cup of coffee and a proper plate of HR’s, the pick-me-up from the caffeine propels you thru the often rich and heavy dish, which in turn powers your activities for the rest of the day. Ah, but sometimes, things get a little crazy, errands need to be ran, things need to get done, and before you know it’s already 3:30 pm and you are just sitting down to your first meal of the day. No matter that it’s past lunch time, my mind was stuck on breakfast. Even though I was in Monterey Park, I found a spot that was willing to satisfy my cravings. “Sir, I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some fine Huevos Rancheros today.”

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The Office

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For the past few months I’ve been watching this post stamp size space near the I-5 offramp, some older vato took it upon himself to make it into his living quarters. Unfortunately, as with all reclamations of unused land in this backwards world, some forces of control seem to have booted him out as the place some of us LH’ers have dubbed The Office since it is now vacant. The space itself kept undergoing constant redesign, with different pictures, signs, and artifacts being added or subtracted all the time. I took the above pic on the sly, the guy is sitting down behind that big metal box. I guess I could’ve asked if it was okay to take some pics, but I don’t like to bother people. It was interesting to see him get visitors, cars would pull up, honk, and hand him food or whatever, have a little chat, and then they’d be on their way. Oh well, it’s gone now. Click ahead to see what remains.

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