Cuarto Disponible

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One bed, one (portable) bath in a personal gated community. Near Metro Goldline,  but street parking also available. New blinds. Excellent view of local street life. Free wifi, usually. Gas and sewage included (details later). Easy access to electricity. Yes, trash too. Thrift Store Lofts adjacent. New paint. Walking distance to coffeeshops, boutiques, and other amenities. Up and coming neighborhood!

Security Deposit+First=Last. We provide an assortment of pets. TV and some cables included.

Will accept most offers deemed reasonable! Call us now, or shake the gates later.

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6 Responses to Cuarto Disponible

  1. Nombre ta loca says:

    Is the room move- in ready? Or should I say “will it ever be up to code in order to be move- in ready? Also do they accept section 8?

  2. chimatli says:

    You forgot to mention the garden. Dandelions are de rigueur for organic mesclun mixes these days.

  3. apio says:

    Do the pets include cockroaches and rats?

  4. Lorena says:

    Don’t forget the security camera- that would be you

  5. I have become a recent fan of Lincoln Heights and its history, particular, at least for now, around the Daly/Broadway/East Lake/Huntington area. Enjoyed your virtual tours.

  6. I meant, "particularly." What can I say, it’s too hot to be precise today.

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