Huevos Rancheros: Swingers


Sometimes, when I can’t decide, I’ll order the joke dish just to have a laugh, but this one was funnier than expected.


~ Eating amongst a bunch of hipsters. My friend sez it’s good for sociological research.

~ Friendly spanish-speaking busboy gave us 2 straws for the Rocket shake.

~ Water tasted like water. Quite the acheivement on my favorite drink!


~ Took around 30 minutes to get my plate. I thought slow was reserved for pupusas.

~ My dish. Circular eggs over black beans, cheese, a non-fried tortilla. Topped with a dollop of guacamole and chunks of tomato. Que chistosos! This is not a proper attempt at HR’s.

~ No beans or rice or anything on the side. Fucking tightwads.

~ Around 7 bucks. Again, que fucking funny!

Swingers 802 Broadway Santa Monica (310) 393-9793

PS. Website sez this location is “opening JAN. 2000”, stay tuned for updates!

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9 Responses to Huevos Rancheros: Swingers

  1. ritzy p says:

    I will use the security word shown for this comment.


  2. Julio says:

    I guess April Fool’s came early this year. This looks more like an egg/bean taco than huevos rancheros.

  3. spinsLPs says:

    This is reason number 708 why I hate Swingers.

  4. Where the heuvos at?….I would have been like WTF! It is quit funny though.

  5. Vidalia says:

    you are our guiding light when it comes to the HR. try the ones at La Abeja. soupy… confusing… and i love that place.

  6. EL CHAVO! says:

    Yeah, I had some HR’s from Abejas a few weeks ago (it was a to-go order though) and they really were confusing, but actually tasty. I plan on going back soon for a proper plate, stay tuned…

  7. Aleks says:

    Where is La Abeja? I’ll need to try them out too.

  8. EL CHAVO! says:

    On Figueroa, across the street from Greyer Oak Park aka Wino Park! I think it’s on the corner of ave 37.

  9. El Changito says:

    Que chido buey Me encanto esta Receta Osea! Monkey-Out eeeh!

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