Only in Frisco! Where else would you pay $10 for a slice of pizza and soda and have it be called a Lunch Special? Must be nice to be filthy rich.
Lincoln Heights celebrates St. Patrick’s Day for some very localized reasons which you can read about over on Chimatli’s blog. This is some holiday preparation I spotted the other day.
A toast to you all.
In Downtown Los Angeles, someone needs to speak for the trees. Not from getting chopped down and turned into Thneeds but from getting turned into convenient dog urinals. How is dog urination an acceptable soil amendment for sidewalk trees? Look at this poor specimen on Spring St. and the thick band of yellow urine which has been placed on it like some toxic coating. That’s a pretty fucked up thing to feed a stationary tree. Even my crazy cat wouldn’t be that messed up to another living organism.
Then again, since humans have no easy access to toilets around this part of town either, maybe this is just a natural response imposed by the environment. Thus I propose we just accept Spring Street as Downtown’s open air public urinal and toilet. It’s kinda already playing that role, why not make it official and maybe we can even get the city to flush it all down the gutters once a day with some high pressure hoses. That seems reasonable and cost effective.
Won’t you join me in turning Spring Street into the public toilet it should be?
When public restrooms are outlawed, then only turning public streets into outhouses will suffice!
The Streets Are Our Common Troughs!
Piss Away!
I never took the 2nd door to the left but I am still sad to see Cholula Store go, whatever it is. “Serramos” is the perfect goodbye.
I recently saw the movie “Midnight in Paris” by Woody Allen thanks to a great matinee deal courtesy of my local library. It’s a decent enough film (which in this day only requires a minimal story line and maybe some basic acting skills) dealing with Paris in the 1920’s and the protagonist’s desire to be back in the artistic and literary circles of that place and era. One of our local Smoke Shops seems to also be fascinated with that City of Light but maybe not so much the Golden Era, instead stepping it up to the Diamond level.
Nevermind the buzzed driving ad, let’s take a closer look!
For your entertainment. Here is one.
See if you can spot the one in this picture.
The last one.
Fin.
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