Things are looking up on N. Broadway! With the arrival of the new 99 store at the Ugliest Building in LH the landscape is changing back into a utilitarian wonderland with useful things to buy at affordable prices. Plus they’ve even hired designers to take charge of the display windows and have transformed them into lavish and sexy displays of commodities we all want. Look at all these colorful panties at working people prices! Victoria’s Secret for discriminating proles. Why, I might even be able to afford one for every day of the week.
I was recently in Uptown Whittier and I saw this cool window display of toilet paper over there. Everyone knows Uptown Whittier is the hot neighborhood so I am happy to see good ol’ LH taking some cues from our suburban mentors.
We still have a ways to go tho as I’ve yet to spot any Betty Poop items in LH. Hopefully soon. One can dream.
I propose we get some of those cool blue city signs to designate LH the 99 cent Store District. Better than the Arts District by a long shot.
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