Huevos Rancheros: Carl’s Jr.

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I’m not a regular user of fast food joints, partly because the vegetarian menus are usually limited but mostly cuz the food just tastes shitty. That’s the problem with knowing how to cook; your tolerance for bad food takes a steep tumble. But still, I’m not against eating processed corporate calories, and that whiny, moralistic tsk, tsk-ing of liberals and vegetarians aggravates me just as much as it does you. So when I found out that lil’ Carlos was making his own version of the HR’s there was no need for an ethical dilemma round table in my skull: I’m There!

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Critique of Gentrification

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A random but very effective statement against the forces of gentrification, represented here by the Full o’ Shit Lofts. Pee away you drunken rebel!

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PSA: Fry Your Tamales

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Maybe most of you already know this, but I’m going to repeat it for the few of you that might not have heard. If you’re like most tamaleros, even after you’ve had your fill of freshly steamed holiday tamales you’re still going to have a bunch of lil’ masa presents leftover in plastic bags crowding out your fridge. And you’ll get sick of eating them non-stop after the first few days, no matter how good they taste. But until that dreaded day when you decide to finally throw the rest out, after you realized the futility in trying to push your excess tamales on friends and family, or worse, down your own throat, there’s a better way to heat them up. Sure you can steam them up again but that’s more effort than its worth, as a fry up in just a small amount of corn oil will not only be faster, but tastier as well. In fact, I much prefer tamales that next morning just so I can fry them up, nothing beats that crispy exterior. You can see some of that crispiness in the picture above, along with some broken up made-by-an-amateur chunks of queso con rajas, that nonetheless still taste good. So yeah, that’s my civic duty for the day.

Well, since you bothered to read this far, here’s an mp3 for you, my favorite song from Latcho Drom, El Pajaro Negro by La Caita (Remedios Silva Pisa), it’s a 12 MB download (right-click, save link as..) and an 8 minute long track with some powerful lyrics. Long enough for you to cook up your breakfast and maybe to give some thought to the plight of the much maligned Gitanos.

In case flamenco with tamales doesn’t work for you, go ahead and try this little morsel by Los Originales de San Juan, a song about an Aguacatero. It might be a little old but it’s still fun and one of my favorite tunes.

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Ode to the Beer Run

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We’ve all considered it, but only some are truly up for the challenge.

Click ahead to see some close ups of the thrilling action!

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New Street Lights on Broadway

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There’s been work on these for some time now, but I finally spotted some of the new street lights on Broadway. Seems like they have a ways to go to get them all in though. Click ahead if you want to see some more pics.

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We Have A Winner!

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The polls are closed and a winner in the “create a new dicho” contest has been decided. The ballots were submitted to the team at PricewaterhouseCoopers for rigorous and fair inspection, but were summarily thrown out a window when the demand for payment in forms other than bottle caps could not be met. Racists. So I took a stab at it.

I can now declare, with great confidence, that the winning new dicho, soon to go into widespread popular usage, peppering conversations with its simple wisdom, will eventually become so common that nobody will remember where it came from or what it means.

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